The Day After the Day

Yes its the weekend after the iPhone's release and what better way to start off than to show you what people dare to do to their iPhones. For example, PC World had a ball of their time having the balls to chuck the iPhone in a bag full of keychains and even dropping it at heights, well up to six-feet. Nothing much happened to the screen really - but I'm not that mental to try something like that out. You can check out the video here. If you have the heart that is.

For the more scarier end of the iPhone mutilation market we have a Jesus makeover for the Jesus phone itself - in crystals that is ma'am.



The horror comes worse with the realisation that the iPhone supports words I'd find in an episode of The Osbournes. Apple should really really recommend the iPhone for the speechless few whose tongues wags like sailors of yore... Or Pirates.

Apparently the Jesus of phones is intelligent enough to suggest you words like Fuck and other swears to aid your angsty messaging needs.

Supports

Fuck
Fucks
Shit
Microsoft

Does not support

Fucker
Fucked
Motherfucker
Zune

Now in my opinion children should not use words like Z*ne or M*cr*s*ft so I'd say the iPhone should learn to censor word like those.

Since a picture speaks a thousand words:



And because I can relate:



Au revoir!

[info via Engadget]

LOL Animated Gifs

I have never known the true power of animated gifs... Well until now.


Some of the animated gifs in this clips are really funny although there are repetitive ones but just go ahead and shake with laughter.





[viaRGS]

Self Portraiture

I got bored...

It was a challenge.

Myspace guru

The first edition of the CodeWhore.

For the un-Myspace-er




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We are the lazy

I haven't been blogging for a while now. Its not that I'm lazy or evil (wait, I am evil) or that the internet collapsed on me, no. I have a perfectly good reason, okay well maybe several good resons (one is never enough). I have been busy well enrolling in a new school and all and the Mac died on me so all I have is a laptop that until now refused to stay conneted to the net.

Speaking of internet, nerd-dom particularly gamer nerds whose loyalty lies in the internet and the Halo trilogy (yes I am among the guilty few) have been pretty much neck-deep in an alternate reality game tied in with September's release of Halo 3. So if your employee of the month for 12 months running starts doing less work and more surfing well than -blam Microsoft and the ARG so beautifully named IRIS. Fangirls and boys like us sold our souls to Bungie long ago so don't fire us if the time calls for us to cometh forth and busy ourself with discovery in the Halo universe.

For the humor:

KONVICTED @ The Fort Gate, Fort Canning Park

Now I know its pretty late to post this now but this is a party I am in a way affiliated to and so I need people to be there.

Here are some more details:

Venue: Fort Gate, Fort Canning Park
Date: 30th May 2007 (WED)
Time: 8 till lateeeee
Tickets priced at $20
No Age Limit

**Alcohol will only be served to 18yrs and above**

Drinks Deal: House pour @ $10 ( 1 for 1 all night )

**Tequila Shots - $10 for 3 shots (all night) **

$6 1 for 1 all night for non-alcoholic drinks

Hourly CRAZY CRAZY drinks promo!!
(listen out for it)

Now, its a no age limit party so there's really no reason not to come. Oh yeah, and if you get the tickets through me its $15 to $16 instead of the $23 door price. So please do email me if you want them tickets.

Link

I love Britain

I don't know why but I just can't seem to stop myself from watching and thoroughly enjoying British comedy. Hmm, maybe its because I'm part British. So yeah, during my absence I've been watching reruns of Little Britain, clips from Balls of Steel and even listened to Punky Radio. In celebration of these sweet memories I shall present you with a few clips from Balls of Steel. One is kinda NSFW so yeah viewer discretion is advised.

Neg's Urban Sports: Burger Bowl Off



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Thaila Zucchi The Bunny Boiler: At the Park



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I honestly think that was her personal best although there's one more noteworthy scene that truly got me laughing. Her gag truly did not affect the woman at all.

The Man Trap



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The Annoying Devil



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And finally after the wait, the partially NSFW clip.

Mr Inappropriate



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I don't wanna clog my blog with a lot of videos so I'll only add a link to the youtube tag for Balls of Steel.