KONVICTED @ The Fort Gate, Fort Canning Park

Now I know its pretty late to post this now but this is a party I am in a way affiliated to and so I need people to be there.

Here are some more details:

Venue: Fort Gate, Fort Canning Park
Date: 30th May 2007 (WED)
Time: 8 till lateeeee
Tickets priced at $20
No Age Limit

**Alcohol will only be served to 18yrs and above**

Drinks Deal: House pour @ $10 ( 1 for 1 all night )

**Tequila Shots - $10 for 3 shots (all night) **

$6 1 for 1 all night for non-alcoholic drinks

Hourly CRAZY CRAZY drinks promo!!
(listen out for it)

Now, its a no age limit party so there's really no reason not to come. Oh yeah, and if you get the tickets through me its $15 to $16 instead of the $23 door price. So please do email me if you want them tickets.

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I love Britain

I don't know why but I just can't seem to stop myself from watching and thoroughly enjoying British comedy. Hmm, maybe its because I'm part British. So yeah, during my absence I've been watching reruns of Little Britain, clips from Balls of Steel and even listened to Punky Radio. In celebration of these sweet memories I shall present you with a few clips from Balls of Steel. One is kinda NSFW so yeah viewer discretion is advised.

Neg's Urban Sports: Burger Bowl Off



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Thaila Zucchi The Bunny Boiler: At the Park



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I honestly think that was her personal best although there's one more noteworthy scene that truly got me laughing. Her gag truly did not affect the woman at all.

The Man Trap



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The Annoying Devil



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And finally after the wait, the partially NSFW clip.

Mr Inappropriate



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I don't wanna clog my blog with a lot of videos so I'll only add a link to the youtube tag for Balls of Steel.

So does it have something to do with Cortana?

I am at most times a serious gamer and I love video games like I love coffee (or my parents). I also love the Halo trilogy, that is why this post revolves around a delay made to Halo 2 for Windows Vista. Now I don't really know when its supposed to be released but I know for sure why its been delayed. Now I've read in the
Next-Generation site that the real reason for the delay is, get this, partial nudity. Apparently Microsoft reps sent an email statement to Next-Gen which stated, “It has come to our attention that an unfortunate, obscure content error which includes partial nudity was included in our initial production of “Halo 2” for Windows Vista." They've even stuck labels onto the packaging to warn consumers of the rather out of place(see below) content. Worse still they could just use the recall to fix the problem instead of sticking labels and then asking them gamers to download an online update off the Halo 2 website. Who in the right mind would want to download that update anyways? Balls.


I know Halo 2, I've played the game many times before so it would seem very out of place to find partial nudity. Whats more out of place is the fact that Halo2 oh well the whole trilogy itself has a record of being almost dry of estrogen. After all who can forget there are only two female characters in the original Halo and that one of those girls is only a voice from some dropship. In Halo 2, although there has been an increase in sugar, spice and everything nice, it is still very hard to imagine how partial nudity could end up in a sci-fi action shooter game. Unless of course its an extra scene with half naked soldiers or alien without armor.

Misheard lyrics

I shall not explain my absence from blogging but for now lets talk about song interpretations, as in misheard lyrics. My absence from blogging does not mean I am virtually dead, virtually dead. I have had a great time going through videos in youtube and well lets just say I love watching music videos. But no other music video is as great as misheard lyrics/interpretation music videos. (I'll call them music videos cause they are videos and they have music in them, specifically one which the vocalist had a ball of a time trying to make us guess what he/she's singing) Now, to start off this round I have Waking The Cadaver with Chased Through The Woods By A Rapist.



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I don't really know if that's the real lyrics for sure but somebody commented that it is the real lyrics and one can just go to their MySpace to just check it out.

So yeah, next we have Nightwish with Wishmaster.



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Now that's definitely not the real lyrics.

Okay well now, anyone likes Children Of Bodom? The last video is from them and yes this is very funny to me.




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So, which video is your favorite?

Anyways here are the Youtube search results for the tag interpretation.

Bad taste in my mouth

Beer spilled bodies rumbled
body surfers bodies tumbled
Slight discomfort my body mumbled
(they) kicked my phone my body fumbled

Je déteste de corps surfers
Period

Smells like tuna

It all started with a drifting log,
chased by a lonely lonely dog;
Clearly so like a clearing fog,
I get the hint that its time for me to blog.

And I will write, I will rhyme,
many said, its now my time;
For being so busy - was that a crime?
silence then without a chime.

Problem now: our minds so myopic,
over things not even microscopic;
Hence I'll prove it - I have no topic,
in my mind, a lost unknown tropic.

The designer side of me was just inspired,
in a seminar that got me tired;
Fruit baskets of knowledge I acquired,
from a local designer I admired.
(not in the very gay way or you'll be fired)

Have a guitar then you can pluck,
otherwise you're outta luck;
I found out my life will never suck,
its official: designers can use the word fuck.

Take a bus tour around Great Britain,
to find words that weren't already bitten;
Will never compete the songs so newly written,
For my dear mon amour whom I call kitten.

Therefore be careful what you always try to become Honey but most of it will probably be untrue if you ever stop wishing

And today I woke up early,
to find a job - a new one oh so surely;
With James along to acompany,
where we went oh soon you'll see.

Cathay Cineleisure a fantastic place,
but the Subway there was such a disgrace;
With a store manager I'd kick in the face,
shout some more laa I know thats the case.

Newspapers are easy to find,
tried to find one - use as a sign;
To find a job thats one of a kind,
too lazy to get one - its all in my mind.

Ang Mo Kio has a gaming store,
saw a PS Three that I so adore;
They said for job vacancies: "Oh there is umm no more",
heard that bullshit rot it gave me a bore.

The PS Three there is cheaper than in BApe,
its Ang Mo Kio what the heck I am no ape;
If I was a vampyre - the one with a cape,
I'd steal it sure of course I'll escape.

Seoul Garden was just around the corner,
so exclaimed James - the one with the father;
Went there to look for a job that I'd rather,
go back to Delifrance then get paid four per hour.

Got two application forms from an old lady,
then I filled it up - with complaints like "Oh maybe!";
Wondered if the experience would be oh so steady,
Shock of my life - mats and minahs work there already.
(Saw a minah with a hicky)

So I bid Seoul Garden adieu,
and its sister Breeks too;
Cause between me and you,
that job sucks like goo.

Therefore be careful what you always try to become Honey but most of it will probably be untrue if you ever stop wishing.